I'm that Mom... Who has to bribe her kids with candy to get them to behave in IKEA, or in any store for that matter. (All her sanity is owed to DUM-DUM's.) I'm that Mom... Who's lame enough to think she can take her toddlers to a pool party without actually getting in the water herself since she doesn't even own a swimsuit because OH NO! THIGHS BE JIGGLIN'! (But hello, 117° degree weather, not so smart is she?) I'm that Mom... Who is seriously … [Read more...]