Happy Beerday to Me

Happy Beerday to Me

Yesterday was my birthday and just like every day of my life, it was not completely devoid of drama. Drama which involved my tantruming kid(s) in Michael's Craft Store and a stubborn husband who refused to scrap the mission, thus torturing every person in the store. I eventually had to walk out to the car and pretend like I was not associated with the unrelenting 2-year-old hysteria and the 3-year-old who "only slightly" leaked in his … [Read more...]

Mom behaving badly

1 depressed SAHM... check 5 bottles of husband's dark beer... check A couple of tipsy and probably regretful emails ... check Handful of organic blue corn chips and trader joe's cilantro jalapeno hummus... check 3/4 of a nasty microwave dinner.... check.... Bottle of water and two alleve (to hopefully counteract it all)... check Now, off to crawl into bed with an already sleeping 3.5 year-old who is too scared to sleep in his own … [Read more...]

SAHM Survival Kit

The best part, "You had me at Merlot"

When I was originally toying with the idea of becoming a SAHM, I constructed a list of pros/cons. The list of pros was miles long, the list of cons were few, but had enough weight behind them to cause many a sleepless night. When it came to breaking the news, it wasn't even the bosslady that I was the most nervous about. It was our childcare provider Mary. Mary has a certain patience, caring, and passion for her job that enables the kids in … [Read more...]

“sahm bitching during toddler years”

My my, times they have changed... so maybe 7 years ago a night like this would find me currently at a bar, partying/drinking myself into oblivion. Then (sometime after bar closing) chatting online until god-knows-when-in-the-morning... three or four chat windows open, in a couple chatrooms, sending reply emails left & right... Tonight? Circa 2009? 9:00PM. Husband asleep, kiddos asleep, looking up recipes for "Banana Nut Bread" in order to … [Read more...]