SAHM Survival Kit

The best part, "You had me at Merlot"

When I was originally toying with the idea of becoming a SAHM, I constructed a list of pros/cons. The list of pros was miles long, the list of cons were few, but had enough weight behind them to cause many a sleepless night. When it came to breaking the news, it wasn't even the bosslady that I was the most nervous about. It was our childcare provider Mary. Mary has a certain patience, caring, and passion for her job that enables the kids in … [Read more...]

Patience is a virtue

I'm in a serious funk! My energy & mood levels are down, my impatience & irritation is up. Oh no! I'm failing the SAHM test! Already?! I called my girlfriend Mary and kinda unloaded via voicemail (sorry girl, love ya!). By the time she called me back, I was totally over it. How did I get over it so quickly? I took the kids to Target and I spent money. BEST DANG THERAPY IN THE WORLD! But seriously, let's just say that today was "one of … [Read more...]

“sahm bitching during toddler years”

My my, times they have changed... so maybe 7 years ago a night like this would find me currently at a bar, partying/drinking myself into oblivion. Then (sometime after bar closing) chatting online until god-knows-when-in-the-morning... three or four chat windows open, in a couple chatrooms, sending reply emails left & right... Tonight? Circa 2009? 9:00PM. Husband asleep, kiddos asleep, looking up recipes for "Banana Nut Bread" in order to … [Read more...]

Cabin Fever

"We just figured out Blues Clues, we just figured out Blues Clues... because WE ARE REALLY SMART!" The above outburst is testament that I've been watching WAY too much children's programming AND that I'm seriously over the moon about the fact that I've finally tweaked all the code on this site to render correctly in IE (5.5 thru 8) and newer versions of Chrome, Safari, Navigator, and also Firefox! (Thank you IE Tester and BrowserShots!) Not … [Read more...]

I demand a refund

That domestic butt-kicking I was talking about getting done this week? YEAH, not happening so much. I've barely been keeping up with the basics. Last week (which was week #2 of being unemployed) was like, "Not getting up at 5:30AM to drive 40 minutes to work? Woo yeah! I can live with this!". Uh, this week? More like, "What the heck is this? I did not sign up for this and I DEMAND A REFUND!". While I've been spendings my days doing all sort … [Read more...]